Have this tour and info thing at banantynes gym tomorrow (lol never signing up) but i’ll eat all healthily today so i can pretend i’m one of them. I’m so not one of them, thin beautiful bastards.

I signed up to these sites for selling my textbooks because i could be referred to as £900 in debt but, i soooo want to just delete all these accounts cause im not gonna buy/sell anything. Whyyy must they hide the beautiful button that deletes your account, whyyyy? I did however get it up from £12 to £13, eh yaldi…  #STUPIDPOORPEOPLE.

Had a genius idea to sell my textbooks and stuff for like half the price i paid in a desperate attempt for money but, the internet had different ideas. £12 for £120 worth of year old hardly used books? fuck off zapper ya whore.

georgeguven:

od3sta:

thegleefulhouseelf:

im-a-walking-paradox:

hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow

hey americans have fun paying your health care

stop guys we’re friends remember

Children, behave else mother shall have to give the pair of you bollocking. 

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Go to Norway for five weeks and owe £900 which I have no idea how to raise or go for 3 weeks and owe £100 which i can get from my wages in reasonable time? The concept of money makes me want to cry whilst spooning pillows all night long.